(大家开心)光棍宣言
昨日饮酒过度,醒来仍想呕吐.http://joke.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1280.jpg
近来心情郁闷,总有感慨无数
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一人闯荡在外,起初觉得挺酷
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如今回头一看,寂寞凄惨无助
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自小练文习武,觉得是个人物
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没想老大不小,仍然没人光顾
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少年暗恋对象,早已嫁作人妇
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那天遇见街头,孩子叫我叔叔.
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周围女人不少,全是大姑大嫂
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偶然有个例外,也是歪瓜劣枣.
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身边光棍太多,饿得整天直吵.
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想要安慰几句,不知说何是好
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有人看我可怜,就想帮我去找
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哪怕废旧材料,或许我也想要.
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我若宁死不从,就被说成眼高
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哪知世事难料,她们也都很挑
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没钱没房没车,休想前来骚扰
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心中百思不解,为何世道变了
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自幼所受熏陶,全部变成玩笑
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辛苦努力工作,到头全部白做
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溜须拍马奉承,却能混得不错
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他们在家享福,我在宿舍苦读
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哪知忙了半天,还是该我孤独
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作恶作威作福,那是党的传统
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混混地痞流氓,那是国家栋梁
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