zhangjih 发表于 2006 年 6 月 19 日 19:43:49

[3.25][爆笑一族]超强网名图文全析

1.善解人衣(一字之差就由好同志变成了不良青年)
http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/01.jpg

2.第49次戒烟失败(我看你也别继续戒下去了,浪费时间和表情)
http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/02.jpg

3.梅川酷子(把中文同音字的妙处发挥得淋漓尽致) 同4有、吉川条库(好想知道主人是否有返祖现象)
http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/03.jpg
4.一日就是一天(这不是废话是什么,不过错到是没错,嘿嘿,可表要想歪哦"""")
http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/04.jpg
5.卖女孩的小火柴(相类似的还有扎女孩的小辫子,采姑娘的老蘑菇、捞猴子的月亮)

http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/05.jpg
6.足球上篮(体育爱好者的新游戏,不久即发现有人叫篮球破网,可以触类旁通)

http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/06.jpg
7.男名牌本科体健貌端无不良嗜好有房有车年薪百万(此男是征婚来了""""""")

http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/07.jpg
8、用刘德华的声音唱张学友的歌(高难度啊!)

http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/08.jpg
9.吃井不忘挖水人(强!井都被你吃了)

http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/09.jpg
10.我想起个好名可是想不出什么好名只好将就了(唐僧啊""你嫌不嫌罗嗦啊,不过也够坦白的)

http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/10.jpg
11.我就不信注册不上(用这个果然注册上了)

http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/11.jpg
12.骑着上帝去流浪(够大胆、前卫的了)

http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/12.jpg
13.帅得不敢上厕所(怪可怜的,担心厕所爆炸?)

http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/13.jpg
14.吻舞双全(有这两个强项,泡MM应该不难)

http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/14.jpg
15.烟酰胺腺嘌呤二核苷酸磷酸氧化还原酶辅酶(典型的化学系毕业生)

http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/15.jpg
16.别信我,我在说谎(你不说, 大家也知道)

http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/16.jpg
17.暗恋未遂(暗恋都不成功,真是失败!建议找块豆腐一头碰死算了)

http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/17.jpg
18.爱生活,爱拉登(美国人听了肯定不高兴,不过某洗发水厂家是一定偷乐了)

http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/18.jpg
19.千呼万唤“屎”出来(好端端一句雅诗,就给你糟蹋了)

http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/19.jpg
20.我卖裤衩上网我容易吗(不容易,真是网虫,咱们视频吧)

http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/20.jpg
21.我想我是一头猪(不管怎么说,起码是佩服你的勇气,人贵有自知之明啊)

http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/21.jpg
22.我媳妇贼败家(真可怜你啊,家丑也拿来外扬)

http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/22.jpg
23.公主牵老牛(看来是农村的公主)

http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/23.jpg
24.四裤全输(认你是赌棍肯定没错了)

http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200603/20/wangming/24.jpg
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