[04.30]光棍宣言!
昨日饮酒过度,醒来仍想呕吐,
近来心情郁闷,总有感慨无数
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一人闯荡在外,起初觉得挺酷
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如今回头一看,寂寞凄惨无助
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自小练文习武,觉得是个人物
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没想老大不小,仍然没人光顾
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少年暗恋对象,早已嫁作人妇
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那天遇见街头,孩子叫我叔叔
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周围女人不少,全是大姑大嫂
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偶然有个例外,也是歪瓜劣枣
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身边光棍太多,整天锇的直吵
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想要安慰几句,不知说何是好
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有人看我可怜,就想帮我去找
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哪怕废旧材料,或许我也想要
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我若宁死不从,就被说成眼高
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只好硬着头皮,前去看看罢了
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哪知世事难料,她们也都很挑
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没钱没房没车,休想前来骚扰
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心中百思不解,为何世道变了
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自幼所受熏陶,全部变成玩笑
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辛苦努力工作,到头全部白做
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溜须拍马奉承,却能混得不错
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他们在家享福,我在宿舍苦读
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哪知忙了半天,还是该我孤独
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作恶作威作福,那是、、、、、
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心里要是不服,立马把你制服
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混混地痞流氓,那是国家栋梁
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学士硕士博士,当你装腔作
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如今商品社会,什么都得要会
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不是贪污受贿,就是偷税漏税
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就是不会,沦得如此惭愧
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至此突然明白,老实其实不对
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朋友看到此处,是否已不糊涂
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为何鲜花朵朵,都与牛粪结果
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苍天好生之德,让我求偶不得
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老子把心一横,响应国家政策
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从此光棍终生,谁又能奈我何
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红尘洒家看破,全是前世的错
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