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发表于 2005 年 3 月 25 日 23:47:29
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[灌水]历史上最强的中国式英文
1. we two who and who?
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2. how are you ? how old are you?
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3. you don't bird me,I don't bird you - q/ p' a( Q. G( l! Q0 J
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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' a" i; ^6 q2 \( S9 B% S4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together
8 \5 f/ }0 k4 s( F! h你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
. R" \0 Y% | b- E1 z! X Hnothing to say,go home!! ( b, H" H; Y$ r; _
有事起奏,无事退朝
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6.what is IMU3.0? it is a kind of chat tool!8 m# u" ~, d+ |' Y8 o7 p: O
什么是IMU3。0?IMU3.0 是一种聊天工具!
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7. You Give Me Stop!!
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8. know is know noknow is noknow
; y. N9 a h! k, F3 n9 r知之为知之,不知为不知…
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9. WATCH SISTER + O/ g2 [$ B' y( |/ X! n$ L
表妹
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- X g1 K" h$ C* l) h" N4 w& Q! Z3 u10. IMU3。0 both can do what???' R, F2 z0 R6 C
1 I8 T6 ^. @) w- t$ ~8 PIMU上直接查找和添加QQ、MSN好友。在2.6版本中,IMU虽然兼容了QQ和MSN,但纯粹是把QQ、MSN的用户群绑定在IMU界面上,既不能添加好友也不能互发文件,造成许多不便。现在,3.0终于做到了完全兼容,以后只要打开IMU3.0,所有聊天工具一网打尽。: M% s/ h. b8 m
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11. American Chinese not enough
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13. heart flower angry open 9 o: q) d5 y2 z1 H. e3 \
心花怒放
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15. 小明:I am sorry! / u0 u" B+ D7 W) X6 F
老外:I am sorry too! 7 X* C1 h7 L7 }) j$ Z7 W0 G
小明:I am sorry three! ; k/ g# ], A* c% x* M( O/ j
老外:What are you sorry for? , M7 K) V, Y" K; c7 t: [; V# X$ U
小明:I am sorry five!
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16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! : g8 R) G7 f3 l! w1 d3 |3 ]* j
要钱没有,要命一条 7 m% R9 \3 `& K9 w$ z) b, m
' {) F5 ~- { r. U9 ~2 G2 Y17. I call Li old big. toyear 25. + g9 ~* k* v, h& @6 T7 i5 i5 D' C
我叫李老大,今年25。 - e6 Q; p: a- i/ I6 J( N; X2 e
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18. you have two down son。 : E1 y6 ^& @0 [) @% n
你有两下子。
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19. as far as you go to die
2 `) E1 b2 N& z- ^2 z; b有多远,死多远!!!!
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' U7 {7 L4 W$ h( C- d( m) F20. I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.& h3 \9 [2 ]& e$ ^ U
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 |
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