Do you know who I am?

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  Do you know who I am?
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It was the final exam for an English course at a university.
The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam
& c9 K; m8 G6 wthat was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be
accepted and the student would fail. [s:18]  Thirty minutes into
+ Z* ~( X8 i" z; Y) D. sthe exam,a student came rushing in and asked for an exam booklet.

"You're not going to have time to finish this,"the professor
: q" L% N: b( i# Ratated as he handed the student a booklet.

0 F: N% b9 r, h4 L# t" d"yes,I will,"replied the student. He then took a sent and
5 M/ Y+ X% u/ |" O: @began writing. After two hours, the students filed up and handed
! Z: p* g) F$ M6 E+ Wtheir exams in. All except the late student,who continued writing.

Half an hour later,he finally came up to the professor's
desk and attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam
booklet"No,you don't,I am not going to accept that.It's late!"
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!"the student asked.

"No, and I don't care,"replied the professor with an air of superiority.
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% h: Q4 W: s9 V"Good!" replied the student,who quickly lifted the stack
5 g  W! W. v. s5 X* y- N' a' N/ Fof completed exams,stuffed his in the middle,and walked out of the room. [s:26]

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中文翻譯:

! |( Z9 L% J  `" a/ G' y知道我是誰嗎?

大學里的英文期末考,有個教授非常嚴格,
3 e  [- ?$ n3 @6 e; N# R要求學生再兩個小時內把試卷交到他桌上,
2 [% [+ x( A: y( M4 M/ _否則就不用交了,該科也死當!
# I0 \! G* I; {考試進行了三十分鐘,有個學生衝進來要了張考卷
[你寫不完的!]教授給他卷子時這樣說
( W( C+ R4 s8 Y* ?; ~+ r8 N+ Q[會!我會寫完的]學生回答道.然後他找了個位子開始寫.
9 |, y( c; \0 ^/ Y2 ^8 G兩個小時後,學生們成疊地交上考卷,除了那個遲到的還在寫著
  `4 L+ z6 Q0 N. k" i5 c又過了半小時,他終於寫完,走近教授的桌子想把考卷交進那疊試卷裡
[不行!不能交!太遲了,我不收你的考卷!]
4 K" T0 Z# S4 J2 a5 {, ^[你知道我是誰嗎?]這學生大聲的問著
: g4 w  I0 [$ W4 A* }5 c[不知道,而且我也不在乎!]這教授帶著高傲的語氣回答
[太好了!]這學生很快的把他那份考卷塞進那疊試卷裡,然後走出教室

: ^# ^7 l/ v2 q  L看的懂嗎? [s:15]

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